If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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