I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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