THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
