My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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