Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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