omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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