I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I need to sanitize my soul.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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