Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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