i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
why is half of my head shaved?
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