i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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