so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
birth control should be required to get into college
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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