trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My pussy is not your playground.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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