i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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