I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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