I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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