It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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