Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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