is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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