ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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