we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Randomize
