Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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