and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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