If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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