we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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