I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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