So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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