Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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