u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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