So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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