what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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