Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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