dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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