You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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