I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
