Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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