if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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