a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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