i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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