So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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