I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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