hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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