i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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