Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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