you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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