Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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