gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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