i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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