well most of my day revolves around power hour
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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