no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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