You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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